A young girl's telephone beeps
Yeah she's dashing for the exit she's running to the streets outside
"Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line
"The band weren’t very good
And I'm not having a nice time”
Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though
So all that's left
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
I don't quite know the distance
But I'm sure that's far I'm sure that's pretty far
I'd love to tell you all my problem
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
Men from Yorkshire seem to have a way with words. I've always said that Sheffield boy Alex Turner [who wrote the song 'Fake Tales of San Francisco' for his band Arctic Monkeys when he was about five or something] could make the English language lay down at his feet, rhyming.
And then, of these three idiots who make me laugh until the tears come, two have a connection to Rotherham. James May grew up there. And Jeremy Clarkson trained to be a journalist at the Rotherham Advertiser.